Crabcore Confessional

Breakdowns as sacrament.

Screamo and post-hardcore played like a confession booth with the door kicked off — foreclosure notices, grudges and low-slung riffs. Their debut carries a title long enough to be its own paragraph, and their second record is a song-for-song duet with Velvet Voltage.

Lineup

Caylem Shlomo
Screams / Synths
The chaos engine. High-voltage presence, emotional intensity, and the unhinged front-end power of the band.
Black hair shot through with blue.
Johnny Switchblade
Clean Vocals / Rhythm Guitar
The melodic backbone. Big-chorus energy, dramatic delivery, and the band's charismatic center.
Black shag, patched denim, chain.
Riff Carter
Lead Guitar
Breakdown technician and crab-stance choreographer. Precision riffs, athletic movement, and zero wasted motion.
Long wavy brown hair, sleeves of ink.
Vex Monroe
Bass
The lovable himbo. Terminally enthusiastic, occasionally confused, always unforgettable.
Long black hair, permanent scowl.
Mason Dropkick
Drums
Explosive, goofy, physically chaotic in the best way. The heartbeat and kinetic force of the group.
Blond, ginger beard, no shirt policy.